And now, the moment we've all been waiting for!
STEP RIGHT UP!
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, please direct your eyes directly to this here website:
http://www.banazan.com/ban029.html
If you click on this website, you'll have the opportunity to change your ears forever. The sonic splendor that awaits you can be had at this very website:
http://www.banazan.com/ban029.html
What if I told you this sonic splendor was $100?
You would by one copy...wouldn't you?
What if I told you it was $50?
You would buy 5 copies and share one with your friend Sally. You like Sally, don't you?
What if I told you this sonic splendor was just $14?
I very much think you'd buy 8 of them. 2 of those are for Sally, since you like her so much.
But wait!!!
What if I told you that if you lived in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA or are one of our FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS TO THE NORTH your ears could feast on this fine compact disc for just $12.
Yes, I said $12.
And we'll deliver it directly to your door. No more brain numbing ear fatigue from those poorly processed mp3s. You don't even have to wait for them to popup on those peer to peer sharing services. DIRECTLY TO YOUR DOOR.
If I told you all this I think you'd get 10 of them. And if you do live outside the United States, your currency is currently overtaking the dollar, so you could by TWENTY FIVE copies and still come out ahead and you'd be telling your pals at Banazan how much you appreciate them.
You do like Banazan, don't you?
http://www.banazan.com/ban029.html
:-)